Yo, why do dudes always think you’re going to wait for them while they go chase some other broad? Okay, we talked maybe…three months ago? I am sorry but your expiration date is past and I have found someone. I am not carrying a torch for you my dude. You know who you are. Also, why do people go around claiming to be my friend when they’re not even down with me like that? You know, friends are supposed to be the ones you don’t have to prove shit to, don’t have to go out of your way to impress them, the ones who are supposed to accept you unconditionally. Yet, the minute you do some shit that offends their sensibilities they’re the first motherfuckers to judge your ass and condemn you.
Yo, do not call yourself my fucking friend if you’re gonna criticize my lifestyle and actions every step of the way. I have irritating family members who do that, I don’t need the people I keep as my support system doing that shit to. And please, for the love of fuck do not sit there and point fingers like you have a clean slate.
It’s almost time to make New Year’s Resolutions and I’m about ready to add “get a new batch of friends” to the list because my current batch is starting to stink.
